Dear Basement Apartment,
It's not ok to let rain water into the house which soaks the carpet, makes the floors a lake, and generally causes the house to smell like a wet dog. Also, the fact that you did this overnight and had us wake up to it first thing in the morning is rude.
Dear Husband,
Thanks for always reminding me what a stud you are by letting me sleep while you and our landlord sorted out the flooding situation early this morning. And the fact that you made pancakes for breakfast despite all the stress you had already endured makes me swoon.
Dear Rain,
To be quite honest, I don't like you. Your only good quality is that I can wear my boots during your weather and feel extra cute. Oh, and stop flooding my home...please?
Sincerely, Tabi